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Moving!! New Blog Address!

2012-01-23T17:59:00.000-06:00

Effective immediately - new blog address: www.libertybelle215.blogspot.com

Hope to see you there!

You Kinda Look Like....1.20.12

2012-01-20T14:23:00.001-06:00

Vanessa Bryant and Vh1's Love and Hip Hop's Somaya Reece...

Eye Candy 1.06.12

2012-01-06T17:12:00.000-06:00

These new ad campaigns featuring various celebrities are really starting to catch my eye..what ever happened to supermodels??

Mila Kunis for Christian Dior

Ashley Greene for DKNY

You Kinda Look Like...12.20.11

2011-12-20T14:49:00.000-06:00

I know this is wrong but....Jennifer Hudson is starting to favor Rick James (RIP) with this hairstyle

That's A Whole Lotta Woman

2011-09-28T09:45:00.000-05:00

Something just isn't right about this picture of Wendy Williams...

You Kinda Look Like...07.26.11

2011-07-26T14:15:00.002-05:00

Not feeling this new "look" on Mr. Ben. I really hope its for a movie role because he's starting to look like Brent Bolthouse.

You Kinda Look Like...06.28.11

2011-06-28T10:33:00.000-05:00

You Kinda Look Like....3.3.11

2011-03-03T12:39:00.000-06:00

New York City is really rubbing off on Lala....

Can You Keep Up? 2.25.11

2011-02-25T20:49:00.000-06:00

Essence had their 4th Annual Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon, and here are some of my faves:

Nicole Kodjoe

Angela Simmons in Juan Vargas dress and Giuseppe Zanotti booties

Salli Richardson

Kimora Lee Simmons

Rutina Wesley in a Max & Co dress

I guess I'm obsessed with this color....

You Kinda Look Like....2.25.11 #2

2011-02-25T19:47:00.001-06:00

Harry Potter's Emma Watson and 90210's Jessica Stroup

You Kinda Look Like....2.25.11

2011-02-25T14:52:00.000-06:00

Ever since Kim Kardashian said she was "beginning a singing career" and Old Navy retired their "Modelquins," I instantly thought Kim was the new brand ambassador for the brand. I swear I do a double take every time I see this commercial.

Would You Wear A Knock Off?

2011-02-24T10:11:00.000-06:00

I was browsing Nordstrom's web site, spending thousands of dollars in my head, when my eyes came across a pair of stunning shoes, since I am kind of obsessed with finding the perfect "Rehearsal Dinner" shoes for our upcoming wedding. Even though I know I have the perfect pair already in my closet, these N.Y.L.A. "Genevieve" spiked pumps really caught my eye. Then I remembered why - they are exactly like Christian Louboutin's "Clou Noeud" slingbacks that all the celebrities were wearing last summer.

Kim Kardashian, Jada Pinket-Smith and Ashley Tisdale in Christian Louboutin's "Clou Noeud" slingbacks

N.Y.L.A "Genevieve" spiked pumps

Then I thought for two second to myself - I could actually have some Louboutin look-a-likes. Then I quickly snapped by to reality and realized that they would be look-a-likes....like the drag queen impersonators of shoes. And they are last season's shoes. If it's not the real thing, then I don't want it. Why have something "just like it," when you can have "it?" I think I'll just wait until I can afford the real thing.

New Loubies

2011-02-22T20:04:00.000-06:00

Beyonce at 2011 All-Star Game

Monica at Inaugural Hall of Game Awards hosted by the Cartoon Network

All though I am waiting for the day when I can afford a pair of Christian Louboutins and eat for the next three months, I don't know if I am feeling the new Loubies everyone is wearing. They just look a little heavy and bulky to me. But then again, what do I know?

Another Power Couple?

2011-02-22T19:31:00.000-06:00

Bey and Jay will always be Hip Hop's power couple, but I feel like Carmelo and Lala are up there too. Even though neither of them sing, I just love seeing them together :) Can't wait for a little Carter baby throwing up "The Roc."

You Can Take The Girl To Hollywood......

2011-02-22T19:08:00.000-06:00

I love my fellow Philly girl Amber Rose, but sometimes I have so much hope for her....then she lets me down. This is what happens when bad taste happens to a pretty face.

Seeing Double

2011-02-21T22:45:00.000-06:00

Seems like a little reality is starting to rub off on the country girl

Can You Keep Up? 2.19.11

2011-02-19T14:38:00.000-06:00

Bria Murphy at the Boy Meets Girl runway show. The daughter of "Donkey" is looking good.

Baby Mama Banger

2011-02-19T14:28:00.000-06:00

Looks like Ms. Milian is getting back to her pre-baby body. Her hard work is definitely paying off.

Good & Plenty

2011-02-19T14:04:00.000-06:00

I guess if you love a look, you should never let it go.....

Can You Keep Up? 2.14.11

2011-02-13T12:55:00.001-06:00

Simply Flawless - Singer Leona Lewis at the 14th Annual Unforgettable Event

You Kinda Look Like....2.12.11

2011-02-12T19:21:00.002-06:00

You Kinda Look Like....1.09.11

2011-01-09T21:15:00.001-06:00

Brothers From Another Mother?

You Kinda Look Like....12.23.10

2010-12-23T19:37:00.005-06:00

I don't know if this one is as clear, but I swear the more weight Anthony Anderson loses, the more he begins to look like Tyler Perry.

You Kinda Look Like....12.13.10

2010-12-13T21:52:00.003-06:00

Hmmm....what look are we going for Ms. Keri baybeeee?

The Questions

2010-12-10T20:49:00.003-06:00

Is a reality show the best move for someone planning to run for presidency in 2012? Even if it is on TLC?
Did the Kardashians really think they were going to get away with all of those card fees?
Speaking of Kardashians, could you have ever guessed that a sex tape would be parlayed into a multi-million dollar career?
And did Montana really think it was going to play out the same way for her too?
Did Bristol really think she was going to win?
And how the hell did she gain weight during that show?
Plus....why do the best dancers always lose? (Mel B, Mya, Brandy)
Will Cassie ever let the other side of her hair grow out?
Will Willow?
Did you ever think you'd be bumping your head to a song by Will Smith's daughter?
When will Kandi "woman up" and tell Kim that she can't sing?
Now that Kim is pregnant, will she finally let go of Big Poppa?
Don't you think Sheree Whitfield and Jada Pinkett-Smith need to stop hitting the gym so hard?
When was the last time you were shocked that an athlete was cheating on his wife?
Has anyone from the cast of A Different World aged gracefully?
What happened to Freddie's white cousin Matthew?
When will Raz-B tell his story on Oprah?
Do we believe him?
Do you think Christina Milian is still a little salty?
When will there be a Beyonce/Jay-Z baby?

You Kinda Look Like....12.10.10

2010-12-10T20:46:00.003-06:00

I don't even have to explain this one. I still think they are the same person. Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry....I can't even tell these pictures apart.

I Wonder What They're Doing Now #6

2010-12-05T15:41:00.009-06:00

I ended up watching one of my favorite movies -The Five Heartbeats over Thanksgiving break and it got me wondering...what happened to those actors? I did a little research on www.imdb.com just to make sure they hadn't fallen off the face of the Earth. Robert Townsend better known has Duck has been directing since the movie's debut in 1991. One of his most current projects is Diary of a Single Mom.

Michael Wright, who will always be known to me as Eddie Kane, Jr. has been acting steadily since Oz went off the air. I really though Leon faded off the face of the planet, but he recently surfaced on an episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta as the father of Cynthia Bailey's daughter. It also pays to keep in contact with your former cast members because Leon also has a recurring role in Townsend's Diary of a Single Mom.

I'm not going to talk about how I kept finding pictures of President Obama when I was searching for a picture of Harry Lennix, also known as Dresser. I know they are both tall, light-skinned African American men, but c'mon son. Anyway, I have seen Dresser here and there over the past few years; as the father in Love and Basketball and the uncle in Stomp the Yard, but he has actually been working a little harder with reoccurring roles on 24, Dollhouse and Commander in Chief.

Tico Wells aka Choir Boy, aka Anthony Stone, aka Rock has not been as lucky as his other Heartbeats. In his latest role, he played the voice of Bobby Brown on an episode of Family Guy in 2009.

The Five Heartbeats holds a special place in my heart, and I just wanted to see what they were up to.

What Happened?

2010-12-05T14:41:00.005-06:00

After watching the "leaked" The Way You Love Me video by Keri Hilson, I have to say that I am a little disgusted. She was quoted as saying the video was leaked (yeah right), it wasn't meant for public consumption, blah blah blah. She even went as far as saying that if you look closely at her lips during the video, she is actually mouthing, "thug me" instead of "f%ck me." Like that even makes a difference. I don't care you who are, but the moment you say or do anything in public, or even if you do something in private and post it to a public site, you instantly become a role model whether you like it or not. Someone will see those images and begin to look at you in a different light - positively or negatively.

Once a full-figured woman says, "I love my curves!" in a magazine or on a Web site, that woman instantly becomes a role model to some young girl who is struggling to accept her reflection in the mirror. Now that the entertainment industry is full of beautiful young women who were once a representation of all the around-the-way-girls (before the record companies, agents and managers changed their images), young ladies have someone to look up to. But should they? I once admired Keri Hilson because she portrayed the image of a sweetheart. She didn't need any silicone to enhance her figure, she rarely rocked extensions and she even wore sneakers. Don't get me wrong - I loooooove Beyonce, but there is something about Keri Hilson that I really admired (huge emphasis on admired) ....until I saw her new video. I felt like she did a complete 180. It was just so unexpected that it caught me off guard. Or was it even unexpected? It seems like there has been a gradual shift towards raunchy land. And Keri isn't the only one who bought a ticket. Rihanna and Ciara are on the same train. Although I think Rihanna just requested a refund for her ticket.

I know everyone is going to say, "Well what about Beyonce?" Well what about her? I feel like she claimed raunchy the moment she stepped on the scene. Which can be viewed as good and bad. My concern is, why are the good girls going bad? Didn't Jay-Z say, "Once a good girl turns bad, she's gone forever?" I just hope they realize the implications of their actions.

Has She Been Dethroned?

2010-10-25T21:10:00.002-05:00

Remember the days when supermodels used to grace the covers of fashion magazines? Well those days are long gone because actors, socialites, reality queens and musical artists can be seen on the covers of every monthly nowadays. There was also a time when Rihanna held this top spot. She was on the cover of everything every month. Know that her flame is starting to fizzle, I feel like someone else is taking over. Don't get me wrong, this young lady is talented, but I think Yeezy had a little something to do with it. Who's up next? Amber Rose?

Put That Away! 10.21.10 Part Duex

2010-10-21T21:45:00.003-05:00

Le Sigh. If I had children that watched Glee I would be very upset. Sheeyt....I'm a little upset and offended. I want to put a shawl over her or something. I know she's like 20+ playing a high school student, but know your audience. We all know what happened to "Jessie Spano" when she decided to do Showgirls to shed her goodie goodie school girl image. Drive slow baby.

Put That Away! 10.21.10

2010-10-21T21:38:00.002-05:00

No words are necessary for this one. This chick can't seem to keep her clothes on. The real question is, "Why are you naked?"

The Questions

2010-07-08T10:14:00.001-05:00

1. Are we convinced that the First Lady’s new ‘do is a weave?
2. Were Kanye and Amber the hip-hop version of Pretty Woman?
3. Is anyone going to watch Keith Sweat’s Platinum House on Centric?
4. Speaking of reality shows, what is the purpose of The Bad Girls Club?
5. And aren’t you glad Jersey Shore isn’t about us?
6. Do Black people hook up?
7. Is Miley Cyrus really only 17 years old?
8. Aren’t we surprised at how “successful” Dirty Money has become?
9. Does Kelis really expect to get all that money in child support every month?
10. Don’t you think Taylor Swift needs to send some roses or at least a miracle
whip to Kanye for all the publicity she received?
11. Was Tiger trying to make a statement by not sleeping with any women of color?
12. Does Gabby Sidibe really weight that much, or did she gain weight for the role of Precious?
13. Do you think she will eventually lose weight?
14. Who do you think will break up first – Mariah and Nick or The Dream and Christina?
15. Do the Kardashians really have the magic touch when it comes to sports championships?
16. Will BP ever fix the oil leak?
17. Are 10 year engagements the new trend?
18. Why can’t Halle keep a man?
19. Should Alicia Keys sing Superwoman anymore?
20. Is Chris Brown forgiven?

Put That Away! 7.6.10

2010-07-06T22:28:00.005-05:00

Ciara's Ride video literally disgusted me. It would have been acceptable if Ciara would have stayed in the leggings and fitted cap and danced. She's a great dancer. But the high cut bikini and chinchilla fur as she placed her vah-jay-jay next to Ludacris's (aka her big brother) face...hmmm. The icing on the cake was her wet tank as she rode on the mechanical bull. I know we all need to evolve as artists but....I thought her goodies stayed in the jar....Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, yeah.

Trend Alert: Studs and Spikes

2010-07-06T22:11:00.006-05:00

Anyone who has an eye for fashion has seen this one coming: studs & spikes. They slowly appeared on the feet of Kanye West in the form of Christian Louboutin’s Rollerball loafers ($995), all over Rihanna’s body (The Blonds, price available upon request) and now they are popping up everywhere in every shape and form. From suede pumps to belts and bracelets, donning anything with a hint of medieval flair is the new must-have item in fashion.

It is not hard to join this trend. Studs and spikes are available for all budgets and comfort levels. For the timid, amiclubwear.com provides studded pump heels for $29. These are perfect for those that are interested in the trend, but are not ready for the deep end of the fashion pool. If you just want to get your feet wet with some studs and spikes, these shoes are perfect for you. You can also try a studded belt by MICHAEL by Michael Kors ($58, nordstrom.com), a chic clutch from Vieta ($52, vietafashion.com), or an Ann Taylor bracelet ($48, anntaylor.com).

For those who are ready to dive right into this trend, a perfect example is Brian Atwood’s lavender suede pumps ($800, net-a-porter.com). Sarah Jessica Parker wore this beautiful creation in Sex and the City 2. If it is good enough for Carrie Bradshaw, then it is good enough for me. Sam Edelman also cooked up an appetizing pair of spiked peep toe heels that can serve as a defensive weapon if needed ($200, nordstrom.com), Be & D serves a delicious wallet in one of my favorite colors ($395, shopbop.com) and Juicy Couture’s spiked cuff ($98, Nordstrom.com) helps a modern outfit look a little primitive. In a good way.

As you can see, the studs and spikes trend can be molded to fit anyone itching to join the in-crowd.

You Kinda Look Like...3.16.10

2010-03-16T19:04:00.002-05:00

No words for this one. No words at all. Shout out to www.theybf.com for this picture of Aubrey.

I Wonder What They're Doing Now #5

2010-03-07T17:25:00.002-06:00

Remember LaDonna from House Party? She was one of the girls that Play had in his car on the way to the party? She was also Whitley Gilbert's partner for a class project as Charissa and played Rhodesia in an episode of Martin...I wonder what she's doing now. Her film credits also include SummerSchool, New Jack City and Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child.

You Kinda Look Like....2.13.10 Black History Month Edition

2010-02-13T20:07:00.002-06:00

I came across some pictures of Raven Symone at the Heart Truth fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City, and she bares a striking resemblance to the great Debbie Allen. It's almost like my Lindsey Lohan/Sharon Stone post...isn't Raven too young to resemble someone so much older than her?? Just a question. Who would've thought little Olivia would have turned out so "shapely."

You Kinda Look Like....2.3.10 Black History Month Edition

2010-02-03T21:32:00.005-06:00

So I thought I would try and keep the ball rolling with this one...has anyone ever noticed that Phylicia Rashad is beginning to look like Coretta Scott King?

You Kinda Look Like...2.1.10 Black History Month Edition

2010-02-01T16:19:00.003-06:00

I was reading an article titled, The Women of Black History : Artists and Writers on http://www.thefrisky.com/ and I came across this picture of Lorraine Hansberry, author of A Raisin in the Sun. I couldn't help thinking that Kelis looks a lot like her...before her back sliding days. LOL

You Kinda Look Like....1.19.10

2010-01-18T17:54:00.002-06:00

Sharon Stone is 51. Lindsay Lohan is 23. Why do they look like they are the same age??

2010 - Go Sit Down! Honorable Mentions

2010-01-18T17:09:00.007-06:00

Lindsay Lohan

Mohawks

Tri-Color Weaves

Pamela Anderson

Tila Tequila

2010 - Go Sit Down! Top 5

2010-01-18T16:14:00.005-06:00

So here we go again - the top five winners of the "Go Sit Down Awards"

5. Frankie & Neffe (and all of Keyshia Cole's family trying to grab a piece of the limelight). For the sake of Keyshia's unborn child and Black society as a whole, please go sit down. Neffe: get your tubes tied. Seriously. Better yet, just burn them and call it a day. Frankie: out of the one episode I watched, I recall you saying that all you wanted to do was, "Sit on the porch and eat fried chicken"...or something to that degree. Now would be a great time to do so. Just save a wing for me ok?

4. Rihanna's Titties (and the rest of her body) Even though you didn't ask for this title, you are a role model for many people of all ages. Young ladies that look up to you think that 13 tattoos and running around topless is OK. But its not. Yes we all can see that you don't have much up top, but that doesn't give you the right to show them off like a dog on its belly. So like it or not, you're a role model. You're the face of Barbados, pop music, CoverGirl and unfortunately domestic violence. So please, please, put them away.

3. The Kardashian Family 3 seasons of "Keeping Up," a spin off and an E! special. Wow. A sex tape can really go far when stretched in the right direction. I noticed that Kris Jenner is now and executive producer, and one of the younger daughters models for Forever 21. Make that money doll because pretty soon you'll be a has been like Paris Hilton. Wait....Paris who??

2. Fidelity Need I say more? Just because you're famous, and men/women throw themselves at you wherever you go, doesn't mean you have to violate your wedding vows. I personally think acts of infidelity should be against the law. Kind of like gun or drug possession. If you have a marriage license and you cheat on your spouse, you go to jail and marriage counseling. The amount of people you sleep with determines your sentence. Simple right?

1. Senseless Violence Its just not necessary. Nothing is ever so serious that you have to take someone's life. It's actually extremely selfish. So please stop. Please.

2010 - Go Sit Down! Bottom 5

2010-01-02T21:55:00.006-06:00

First and foremost, Happy New Year! Even though I have had a lot on my mind, I haven't posted in a while. So here we go. I've noticed a few folks posting top ten lists because its 2010, so you know what? I think I might do the same. After all, imitation is the highest form of flattery right? This list will feature folks/fads that just need to sit down and be quite for a while. Do you remember when your Grandmother would say that to you when you were getting on her last nerve? "Go sit down and be quiet!!" That's how I feel about these folks that made the list.

#10 - Angela Lola Luv aka Lola Monroe. Does she really deserve an explanation?? You're a "video model" turned wannabe rapper. Go sit down. Quickly. No one is checking for your fake cakes.

#9 - Jermaine Jackson. Take a baby wipe to your face and please do something with your hair. We all know that you're super hungry for the lime light now that Michael has passed, but please go sit down.

#8 - Chris Brown. He keeps whining about stores not stocking his album and not getting any love...wah wah wah I think we need to call the wambulance.

Christopher: you whooped a girl's ass, and you expect to go platinum a year later? GTFOOHWTB (Thanks Clark). Don't get me wrong, Transform Ya is a beater, but damn homey. Fall back for a little while before you try to jump in the limelight again. Geez. My advice - continue to be the hook man that you used to be (I Know What Them Girls Like, Get Like Me), then drop an album. SMDH at your PR team.

#7 - All of Vh1's "For the Love of Bullshit" Reality Shows. C'mon son. I think Flavor Flav sucked this bone dry. Surreal Life --> Strange Love --> Flavor of Love 1, 2 & 3....or was it Tiffany Pollard aka New York?? Flavor of Love 1, 2 & 3 --> I Love New York 1 & 2, New York Goes to Hollywood and New York goes to work. *sigh* Either way, I am soooo over it. I'm not even going to talk about The Entertainer's new show. Wait...I guess I just did. Ugh! No more!

And I'm really tired of the rejects popping up on XXL, Black Men Magazine and King Magazine (are they up and running again??) Check this out - No one wants to party with you!

But I must say - shout out to Myamme from Flavor of Love 3 and I Love Money 2 because I really want to know how she changed hairstyles so quickly on the show. And they weren't lace fronts either. Home girl went from ponytails to sew-ins and vice versa in a matter of hours. How did u do that?

#6 - Skinny Jeans on Men. How do your balls breathe?? Please. This. Needs. To. End. Now.

I Wonder What They're Doing Now #4

2009-11-15T17:31:00.002-06:00

Remember Shanice from Boys In The Hood? She played Ricky's live-in girlfriend and she also played Duncan Pinderhughes' love interest in Class Act. Her name is Alysia Rogers and I wonder what she's been doing lately. Her head shot looks pretty good so she must be up to something. But she doesn't even have a Wikipedia page and www.imdb.com only reflects the two films I mentioned above. Oh well. I wish her all the best of luck.

You Kinda Look Like....11.15.09

2009-11-15T13:10:00.007-06:00

Just saw some sneak pics from Beyonce's new Video Phone music video (can't wait for the premiere!) And Bey Bey Bey is kinda looking like RiRi in these shots.

Hmmm....what look were we going for Matthew?

Men - The Wardrobe

2009-11-15T12:10:00.010-06:00

I was reading the InStyle's "The New Secret of Style" and as a I flipped through over 150 pages of style tips, pointers and secrets, I realized that as women, we have a lot of choices. There are so many different types of dresses, pants, shoes, shirts, skirts....to choose from. The possibilities are literally endless. And because we have so many choices, that's exactly why it takes me forever to get dressed.

And it shed even more light on the fact that it takes men 10-15 minutes max to get dressed. (Or at least it should.)

Men only have a few options when it comes to clothes:

Button-Down Shirt
Polo/Golf Shirt
Blazer
Sweater
Suit
Ties
Jeans
Trousers
A great tailor
And that's pretty much it.

Men can't accessorize an outfit to make it "pop." As a matter of fact, men shouldn't even use the words accessorize or outfit....or pop in reference to their wardrobes. The most they can do is add a nice watch, an ascot or handkerchief and a great cologne. This actually makes me envy men a little bit. Less always equals more when it comes to their style. No one wants to see a man with so much going on that it takes away from the object of perfection - the man himself.

It's My Prerogative

2009-11-08T17:00:00.008-06:00

This past Friday an interesting conversation occurred. Someone was telling me about their recent trip, and she saw a few women while she was "people watching." Apparently she didn't approve of their choice of attire, and blamed them for all the attention they we're receiving from the opposite sex. In which she had a point (everyone is entitled to their opinion) but she was determined to make her opinion the standard. She kept insisting, "If you don't want the attention, don't wear those type of clothes." My whole thing is, as women we should be able to wear whatever we want, keeping in mind the type of attention we will receive. Michelle Obama adheres to an extremely conservative wardrobe given her position, but she is constantly criticized. And most of the criticism stems from women.

I wear whatever I feel is appropriate for my age and my occasion, but I still receive attention -- mostly positive, but a lot of times negative and demeaning. Either way, I wear what I want, keeping in mind the type of attention I will receive. Even if I wear a suit, or a simple skirt, flats and cardigan, I receive inappropriate remarks from the opposite sex. So should I be blamed even when I cover up everything?? I just don't understand. I feel like the men should be the blame here -- they are the one's who can't control themselves. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't say those things to their mothers or sisters right? So why would they say it to complete strangers? I always compliment a man when he is dressed well, but I would never fix my mouth to say anything less if he had on a g-string. If that's what he wants to wear, then its his prerogative. Its not my place to say otherwise.

I guess I'm just..put off that as a woman, she would blame other women. Yah know?

You Kinda Look Like....

2009-11-03T20:46:00.002-06:00

On another note, Rihanna and Adam Lambert kinda resemble each other too. Can't wait for her Good Morning American and 20/20 interview. I read her interview in Glamour Magazine, but I still want to hear her side of the story straight from her mouth, even if it might be edited for television. Since they never really let her speak anyway. Have you noticed that they even have a voice-over for her CoverGirl commercial?? That's interesting...

You Kinda Look Like....

2009-11-03T20:37:00.002-06:00

I am watching the 30 for 30 series on ESPN, and they are featuring the Len Bias story. As I watch people talk about his great talent, and their personal interactions and relationships with Bias, I say to myself, "Oh, Eddie Long must have been his pastor." lol But it was Sports Broadcaster James Brown...

The Rhythm of Life

2009-11-02T21:22:00.003-06:00

I was listening to someone interview President Obama a few months back, and he mentioned something about the missing the “rhythm of life” now that he has become the President of the United States. And I have to say that that kind of sucks. Here is a man that actually chose the fame for the good of the country, and he can’t even go to Hyde Park Hair Salon without folks snapping pictures on their camera phone.

I think Eminem said it best, “And I'm thankful for every fan that I get, But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom without someone standin’ by it.”

Think about everything you do before lunchtime. Normal people wake up, scratch their butt, take a shower, brush their teeth, get dressed, try to eat a little breakfast, then go to work. In that order, if they’re lucky. Not Barack Obama. He wakes up after about 3-4 hours of sleep and gets briefed on the day’s meetings. Takes a shower with Michelle (if he’s lucky) and someone tastes his breakfast too see if its poisoned, then he gets told which color tie to pair with his white shirt because you can’t send the wrong message. After that he watches his daughters go off to school and tries to clean up the mess Bush made while trying to keep his approval rating above 45%. Damn. I would bet any amount of money that by the end of his first term Barack Obama’s lips will be black as hell from the Newport’s, and his hair will be about 75% white.

It’s bad enough that random homeless men (and some women) try to touch me and talk to me for no reason, but all I want to be able to do for the rest of my life without any hassle is to go to church, the nail/hair salon, spa, grocery store, gym…and the occasional date with my cutie pie. And right now…I can

You Kinda Look Like....

2009-11-02T20:25:00.004-06:00

I saw this somewhere, and I just had to re-post it. Its so sad but true.

I Wonder What They're Doing Now #3

2009-10-28T21:05:00.003-05:00

It took me forever to figure out this girl's name. All I could remember about her was that her baby hairs were always slicked down. But Chili from TLC takes the cake for that title. Anyway, she was always the "friend" or "sidekick." Always in the background with the random Black girl comment like, "yeah, girl" or "you know I got chu (yes I meant chu) girl." LOL. Her name is Yunoka Doyle, and she's been in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, 7th Heaven, Step by Step, In the House, Moesha....and according to imbd.com she was in an episode of Seinfeld. I soooo don't remember that episode. And I remember all the episodes when they exercised Affirmative Action.

I guess she's not doing too much because this was one of the only pictures I could find of her...she doesn't even have a myspace page or a Wikipedia page. Damn. But neither do I. Oh well. I wish her all the best.

Put That Away! 10.28.09

2009-10-28T20:49:00.004-05:00

So, I went to my first hockey game the other day, and look what skates out on to the ice. The Chicago Blackhawk "Ice Crew." I know you're cold. Don't even try to front homegirl. My teeth are chattering just looking at you. But if it pays the bills, I can't knock your hustle.

Put That Away! 10.22.09

2009-10-22T14:25:00.002-05:00

OK so here we go again. Why do I feel like I see RiRi's tits more than my own? Geez. This album cover was so unnecessary. I love you girl, but leave something to the imagination please. Go back to the drawing board and try again. Thanks.

On a side note - I know Maxim is supposed to be the men's magazine highlighting the latest "Becky," but I was a little offended with this particular cover. Why oh why? I'm gonna create a magazine that objectifies men. I think I'll call it Frank-n-Beans. Hmmmm. Makes you hungry and horny at the same time.

Put That Away! 10.19.09

2009-10-19T20:53:00.003-05:00

RiRi, darling. Was this even necessary? I know it was in the name of fashion...but please. Let's stick to singing for now. Thanks. I still love you girl :)

You Kinda Look Like...

2009-10-19T19:43:00.003-05:00

Come to think of it...when I saw the previews for LeBron James's new movie - More Than A Game, I instantly thought of Taral Hicks in A Bronx Tale. Was that wrong?

You Kinda Look Like...

2009-10-19T19:35:00.003-05:00

Don't you think Amerie and Kourtney Kardashian kinda look alike? Which kinda sucks because Amerie is very talented and Kourtney Kardashian is riding the fame of her sister's sex tape. So sad.

I Wonder What They're Doing Now #2

2009-10-17T16:15:00.002-05:00

Ok so do you remember Kara from The Cosby Show? Vanessa's fast talking friend?? I wonder what she's doing now....

Put That Away! 10.17.09

2009-10-17T15:42:00.004-05:00

So I'm really starting to get tired of seeing naked women everywhere. Its gotten so bad that its come to the point where a naked woman (besides myself) doesn't even phase me anymore. And that's not a good thing. I look to my left, there is a titty. Look to my right, there is a titty. Dammit even when I close my eyes I see titties because they are everywhere!

So I've decided to publish a post every time I see some unnecessary titties or other unmentionable female body parts. But, since I see them all the time, and I have a life (or I would like to think so) I won't be able to capture every single titty. But I'm going to try. So here's goes the first attempt.

Joie Lee in Mo' Better Blues - I know that as a director Spike was trying to illustrate Bleek's (Denzel Washington) promiscuity, BUT one of Bleek's trysts was his sister. Were her titties and the rest of the titties in the movie necessary? I think not. I know that no one really has sex with a bra on (except for Kim Kardashian of course) but I wouldnt have minded if those women kept their Vicky Secrets on.

Malin Akerman in The Watchmen - I'm not even going to comment on this movie, its bad enough that I just admited to actually watching it, but during the sex scene - they were already halfway through -- I think they were almost done anyway...then pop! Titties! Sooo unnecessary. I hope they cut her a Halle Berry titty check a la Swordfish for all of that.

I Wonder What They're Doing Now #1

2009-10-16T16:08:00.002-05:00

Remember Laura Winslow's best friend Maxine? The light-skinned one that was dumb as a box of rocks?? And I think she started dating Waldo....anyway, I wonder what she's doing now. Because we all know what happened to Judy :)

Don't You Wish You Had Hair Just Like Me?

2009-10-16T14:44:00.004-05:00

All my life its been, “ooh you got good hair. You must got Indian in yo’ family.”

They never said that to me though. Nope. I was usually the one saying it to someone else, or anyone with a fresh weave. All I knew was that “good hair” was anyone who had that “nice wavy hair,” didn’t need to get relaxers like every other little Black girl I knew and could go curly at a moment’s notice. Those were the same girls that werent afraid of the hot comb and didn't mind getting their hair wet. *sigh*

My sister and I even went as far as saying things like, “I’m gonna marry a boy with pretty hair so my kids can have good hair.” What were we thinking?

But whom do we have to blame? It was my Dad who put all the pressure on my sister and I to keep our hair done. (Which I am thankful for to this day) He even took us to the salon every other Saturday and the stylists knew him by name. I still remember going to church the next day peeling my hair from my scalp during the sermon because the shampoo girl didn’t “wash all of the perm out of my head.” I’ll never forget that.

So what exactly is “good hair” and how can I get it?

After all of these years I have finally come to this conclusion and I am sticking to it –Good Hair is healthy hair. Whether it is relaxed, natural, colored, corn-rowed or whatever. As long as its healthy, its good hair. *Exhale*

Any Given Sunday - Fantasy Football

2009-09-05T08:43:00.002-05:00

"What are you doing tonight? Because I have a fantasy draft today."

"I'll be home late tonight. I have a fantasy draft."

"We need to be home by 6:45. I have a fantasy draft tonight."

I usually begin to hear him say this about the last week in August. That's when I know my time with him will be ending soon. Its a Fantasy - that means its not real. His time with her is a figment of his imagination; something he wishes was real...but will never be. But every year, he creates a new fantasy with different scenarios. Maybe they take a trip to Minneapolis, and bring a friend from Tennessee, or maybe they sight see in New York...but spend the night in Miami. Either way, they are traveling the country every Sunday. While he's crossing coasts, I'm still sitting in Chicago wondering when he'll be home.

Any Given Sunday - Preseason

2009-09-01T16:38:00.002-05:00

"I forgot to tell you. The Vikings have a preseason game tonight."

And so it begins. I didn't notice the presence of his mistress for the first two years. While I was studying my life away in grad school, he was spending time with her. She had his attention during the Fall and Winter, but Spring and Summer were my seasons. He always seemed to be a little frustrated between September and January, but I always chalked that up to Chicago weather. I never realized that she was causing this anxiety. Once August rolled around, he was filled with excitement and nervous energy. But again, I chalked that up to the anticipation of his birthday in the middle of the month. I never knew that her time with him was coming up, and he was adjusting his mood to sync with hers.

Any Given Sunday - I Met The Mistress

2009-09-01T14:12:00.002-05:00

I knew she had a permanent piece of his heart when he ditched me after our second date. "You have to leave," he said. "I have tickets to the Bears/Vikings game." Still in shock, I grabbed my things and left. Even though my ego was slightly bruised, I was compelled to meet him again for a third date. I wanted to get to know his mistress, and how I could grab a piece of his heart as well.

Any Given Sunday

2009-09-01T13:44:00.004-05:00

In order to keep my writers bug biting, I've decided to create a series of blogs chronicling my journey to understand football. I have never been a fan of the sport, but since someone I love loves the game, that means I have to at least like it right? So here it goes - we'll see what happens after football season.

The Formula

2009-05-07T16:40:00.024-05:00

I'm a big fan of sitcoms, especially female sitcoms, and lately I've noticed that they all have a character formula. The majority of these female-oriented sitcoms have three or four main characters, and they all seem to possess the same character traits and flaws.

I'll run down the list beginning with my favorite situational comedy of all time - Living Single. Living Single centered on the lives of six twenty-something African-Americans learning, laughing and living it up in New York City. The four women in the cast consisted of Khadijah James, played by the Oscar-nominated Queen Latifah, Maxine Shaw played by Cosby Show Alum Ericka Alexander, Regine Hunter played by Mrs. Garrett's favorite coed Kim Fields, and Synclaire James played by In Living Color Alum Kim Coles.

Beginning with Khadijah, she published her own magazine and portrayed the "mother" figure within the series. She was the character that everyone came to for advice and guidance, and the series was pretty much centered around her character. Maxine was a smart mouthed and witty attorney that conquered men like they were court cases. She is known as the "free spirited man eater" that did what she wanted, when she wanted, using men as her playthings until the right one came along and swept her off her feet. Regine Hunter was the wig wearing boutique buyer that was patiently waiting for her knight in shining armor as she pretended that her brownstone was her castle. Regine's character can be labeled as "the career defining diva." She often found herself using her career of the moment to define her lifestyle; as long as it was fabulous. And then there was the lovable woo, woo wooing Synclaire. Cousin of Khadijah, Synclaire moved to the big apple to pursue a career in acting, and was the office manager of Khadijah's magazine until she got her big break. Synclaire was defined by her easy-going attitude, love for trolls and her big heart. Her character is known as the "air headed hopeless romantic." She married her neighbor which led everyone in TV land to believe that soul mates do exist.

Now that I have defined the "formula" for female characters, once you take a magnifying glass to the shows that I am about to list, you'll begin to see the pattern. Sex and the City, The Game, A Different World, Friends and Girlfriends all possess the formula. Think about it...

Sex and the City

Mother/Main Character - Carrie
Career Driven Diva - Miranda
Free Spirited Man Eater - Samantha
Air Headed Hopeless Romantic - Charlotte

The Game

Mother/Main Character - Tasha
Career Driven Diva - Kelly
Air Headed Hopeless Romantic - Melanie

A Different World

Mother/Main Character - Jaleesa
Career Driven Diva - Whitley/Kim
Air Headed Hopeless Romantic - Freddie

Friends

Mother/Main Character - Monica
Career Driven Diva - Rachel
Air Headed Hopeless Romantic - Phoebe

Girlfriends

Mother/Main Character - Joan
Career Driven Diva - Tony/Monica
Free Spirited Man Eater - Lynn
Air Headed Hopeless Romantic - Mya

20 Questions, Volume 1

2009-05-02T16:00:00.005-05:00

Been gone for a minute, but now I'm back with the jumpoff. A few things have come across my mind lately, so I figured I would throw some questions out into the universe to see if I could get some answers. So here goes:

20. Do the Republicans really believe that Barack has failed his first 100 days in office, or are they just haters?

19. Does Tiffany "New York" Pollard actually has a fan base out there, or is her contract slated for four shows?

18. How long do you think Day 26 will last?

17. After watching "The Rise and Fall of Danity Kane," isn't it apparent that D. Woods wanted a solo career from the jump?

16. And doesn't Dawn's new haircut make her look like a her name needs to be Kima, Keisha or Pam?

15. Even though they are EXTREMELY bad for you, don't you have small desire to eat one of those Domino's Pasta Bowls??

14. Does "The Taste of Chicago" do for Chicago what the Kentucky Derby does for Kentucky?

13. Why don't my manicures last longer than two days?

12. When will the asymmetrical bob, nerd glasses, male skinny jeans and neon everything go out of style?

11. And what type of job can you really hold if you posses any of the aforementioned?

10. Why do white folks love Diet Coke??

9. Why do I love Fruit Works fruit punch??

8. Will Carmelo and LaLa ever get married?

7. Why are all (most) African-Americans lactose intolerant?

6. When gay men carry big purses, what do they have in them?

5. If Kim & Ray J's sex tape wasn't leaked, would she still be "famous?"

4. Will Reggie ever wife her?

3. Why do I even care?

2. Will Eddie Murphy ever come out the closet?

1. When will BET be available in HD???

Black Love

2008-10-31T15:25:00.003-05:00

At first it was Cliff and Claire, or Whitney and Bobby. Now its Jay-Z and Beyonce and Michelle and Barack. These couples have set the standard so high for African Americans - and its great. The Obama's have also set the standard for the Black community as well. Little kids are now aspiring to be the President of the United States - once again. Its just great to see positive Black love setting an example for the community. Too many girls have become a mother before they are a woman, let alone a wife. Too many people think its ok to refer to their significant other as a "baby daddy/mama." Instead of a husband or wife. Wouldn't you rather get married out of love and devotion...instead of a carelessness and irresponsibility? Just a thought....

And with this ring

2008-10-31T15:06:00.002-05:00

Love, marriage....happily ever after right? Not always. Growing up I thought I had the perfect life. I had one brother, one sister, the perfect address, etc. etc. blah blah blah. We even had family portraits, went on family vacations and ate dinner as a family. The perfect picture right? Wrong - by the time I was nine years-old, my parents were separated and my father already had an apartment across town. Meanwhile the reason for my Dad's absence at church every Sunday was "he's under the weather." I didn't have the balls to say, "no he's not." Or ask, "What does under the weather mean?" I just knew things weren't going to be the same anymore.

Fast forward ten years, and I am a bridesmaid in my father's second wedding. Fast forward five more years, and I am yet another bridesmaid in my mother's second wedding. When I was growing up, it became the norm for parents to be divorced, or not even married. I used to take pride in the fact that my parents were married - happily, and my siblings and I all had the same parents. Nowadays it seems as though "blended families" are the norm.

Its good to see black love stand the test of times. But how do you know it will last that long? I had a best friend in elementary school, and I thought her parents would be together forever. They reminded me of the Huxtables. But later on I found out that they too are getting a divorce. What's the deal? What happens when the words divorce enter the conversation? Outside of infidelity, abuse, etc. Why do people actually get divorced? Do we change from the people we once were?

When people ask why I have a seven year old brother... the thought that pops through my head often.

Music Is My Savior

2008-09-25T11:53:00.003-05:00

Two Words - Fall Back!

Its bad enough that recording artists can't just be recording artists nowadays. They have to be spokespersons, have their own reality shows, host parties, etc. So when one particular artist in your genre is dominating the field, isn't it wise to just fall back and let them shine until it's your turn? It obvious that Rihanna is crushing everyone every where. This chick is on a new magazine cover every month, she is photographed by the paparazzi everyday, and run-of-the-mill chicks are trying to cop her swag. Hard. So isn't it safe to say that...I dont know maybe Ashanti, Michelle Williams, Jennifer Hudson, shyyt even Jessica Simpson needs to fall back for a second....maybe even a minute until Rihanna's fifteen minutes are up? Plus it looks like this chick has staying power, so good luck to these so-called "artists" out there.

I Got On My Good Clothes

2008-09-16T15:27:00.001-05:00

America's Next Work Ethic

2008-09-15T14:05:00.005-05:00

What happened to America's youth? Every season there is a new reality television show promising the young and talented that they don't need to have real life skills, education and training to succeed. America's next Top Model - if you're tall, skinny and "fierce," you don't need a 9-5 or a degree to back it up. America's Best Dance Crew/So You Think You Can Dance, I Want to Work for Diddy, sheeyt even Flavor of Love is promoting the idea that if you're good enough for television, you're good enough to bypass Go and collect a lot more than $200.

Young adults are no longer dreaming about "old school" careers that require years of schooling, on the job training and life long fulfillment. Nope. As long as they are marketable enough for networks to get at least two spin offs out of them, that's all that kids seem to be striving for these days. And once they are on these reality shows, what's next? Raunchy spreads in men's magazines, reunion specials, soft-core porn, cheesy infomercials and straight-to-DVD movies. Is the type of fame that they were really striving for? Are there parents proud to see their children in XXL half naked?

But at the end of the day, is that the type of legacy you want to leave behind? Everyone wants to see their name in a Google search, but do you want the first images to be of you in a bikini with your mouth open? Do you want to be known for your sexual behavior and willingness to do anything for $300,000 in cash and prizes that you still have to split with eight other people? Wouldn't you want the world to know your real name instead of some made up moniker that never even made sense in the first place?

What do you tell the children that no longer dream of joining Alvin Ailey's Dance Theatre but would rather strive to be on MTV or Fox to have their confidence and self-esteem deconstructed and dissected for one hour of television viewing pleasure.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to be rich and famous for what you believe is your God-given talent....but before you even take it that far you must ask yourself; Is it even a talent? Do I want to be known for this? If something happens to me and I am unable to perform my talent to the best of my ability, what happens next? What is my Plan B?

When I was little, I never knew what I wanted to do with my life, but my parents always told me that I better have a solid education to pay the bills while I am daydreaming. At one point I wanted to be Miss America. But I never thought about what I would do once my one year reign was over.

People always remember the kid that pees the bed at the sleepovers.

First Thoughts 9.12.08

2008-09-12T11:17:00.001-05:00

Someone said to me a few months back, "Lauren, why don't you write anymore? That's what you were known for." Ever since then, those words have been running through my head keeping me up at night. When I was little, my Dad used to always tell me, "Baby girl, if you write about three or four best-sellers, I can retire."

I've always kept a diary/journal since middle school, and I've always been involved in some sort of publication since elementary school.....but ever since I entered and finished graduate school, I lost my interest. I take that back. Not my interest, but my desire. So here goes step number one of my journey.

I don't know exactly what's going to become of this. But I can finally say that I have my Mojo back. (Oh behave) Like Nas said, "Picked up the pad and pencil and jotted what I feel." And this feels good.

More to come....